Government Sluts
I don’t know why people are so bloody shocked about Governor Mark Sanford being unfaithful to his wife. I am rather impressed with his skills of concealing his mistress for so long and in another country at that. Kudos for being so slick Gov. Perhaps Bill Clinton should have thought a little more into his Monica affair. Clinton could have had a hot Brazilian and his dignity. C’est La Vie.
But back to my point…in my line of work I see plenty of politicians, lawyers, and government workers(one of my regs* is an FBI agent who takes the pleasure of driving up from D.C. once a week to see me). I am telling you those Republicans are a dirty breed. They’re all a bunch of closet perverts.
So don’t be surprised little housewives when a liberal slut arrives at your door announcing she is “here for the gang bang.” ( I love Old School).
*regs- AKA a ‘regular’ someone who comes to visit me or the club on a regular basis.
daisyfae said,
June 30, 2009 at 4:10 pm
the kinkiest, most off-the-wall sexual fantasy request i ever got was from a hard-core, bible-thumpin’, anti-abortion, moral majority, rush limbaugh-quoting catholic. oh, married, of course… yeah. it’s the hypocrisy of it that makes you want to hit them in the head with a fuckin’ board…