10 Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes
Halloween was always my favorite holiday as a kid for two reasons. 1) I love candy and 2) I love dressing up.
It seems as if this holiday has become increasingly more and more about sex. As for many, it may be their only opportunity to get laid all year. For many girls, it’s their opportunity to act like total sluts and get away with it. “Uh, no that wasn’t me. That was Princess Peach sucking on Mario’s dick”.
If you put “sexy” in front of any character you have instant Halloween costume.
Here’s a list of the 10 worst sexy Halloween costumes from Washington City Paper.
sweetlifeconfidential said,
October 15, 2009 at 3:17 pm
I wonder what bad costume I should choose this year.
I am open to suggestions.
daisyfae said,
October 15, 2009 at 6:56 pm
there’s a ‘zombie walk’ coming up in a local village… this has inspired me to go as a Sexy Zombie Border Patrol Agent…
Richard Brian Penn said,
October 15, 2009 at 11:51 pm
I’m going to be a sexy vagina
Saint Pierre said,
October 19, 2009 at 2:49 pm
That article must have been written by a baby maker. Any man knows that any sexy costume is tied for best sexy costume… No one cares what the theme is as long as it lives up to the descriptor.
Mary Jane said,
October 26, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I joke that I’m going to dress as a nun. Not a sexy nun. A regular nun. I dress like a stripper the rest of the year. Lol.
DenzelWs said,
November 2, 2009 at 1:18 am
Hello there, Happy Happy Haloween!!!